Lazy Or Busy?

It's safe to say I haven't posted on here in a while. I'm not quite sure whether that's because I'm lazy or busy.

Here's a few updates of what has happened in the past week:

I got fired from my job at Abbey Grange Hotel as a bar maid.
I got mugged in a park with my boyfriend, his best mate and his best mate's girlfriend.
The DVD drive in my MacBook has broken, meaning I have to spend a tenner to go to Birmingham and get it fixed.
I have watched nearly every episode of Big Bang Theory.
Today I went for a picnic.

Amusing facts or what.

Our First Day Together

Well I've finally set little Maccy up. Still haven't thought of a name for him/her yet though.

I thought I'd share my first emotion when I had finally set him/her up.

then it went to

(tears of joy)

and then to

(the shock I actually managed to get a MacBook)

and finally to

(realising I now have no money)

It was an emotional journey.

New Toy

I have a new toy & it is safe to say I am incredibly excited.

It was an expensive toy.

And by toy I mean MacBook.

Hilarious

I am really poorly, therefore I have spent the day in bed feeling sorry for myself, sleeping and playing on my iPhone.

I found two hilarious joke and a funny headline I thought I'd share with you.

Joke 1:
I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product.

I won't be able to afford it.

Joke 2:
"You won't like me when I'm angry.

Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."

The Credible Hulk.

Joke 3:
I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook status to 'single'.

I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'.

As funny as they are, I feel you beautiful people deserve a little more...

The headline - courtesy of the Guardian.

'Mel Gibson hates Jews.'