I am really poorly, therefore I have spent the day in bed feeling sorry for myself, sleeping and playing on my iPhone.
I found two hilarious joke and a funny headline I thought I'd share with you.
Joke 1:
I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product.
I won't be able to afford it.
Joke 2:
"You won't like me when I'm angry.
Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."
The Credible Hulk.
Joke 3:
I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook status to 'single'.
I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'.
As funny as they are, I feel you beautiful people deserve a little more...
The headline - courtesy of the Guardian.
'Mel Gibson hates Jews.'
I found two hilarious joke and a funny headline I thought I'd share with you.
Joke 1:
I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product.
I won't be able to afford it.
Joke 2:
"You won't like me when I'm angry.
Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."
The Credible Hulk.
Joke 3:
I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook status to 'single'.
I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'.
As funny as they are, I feel you beautiful people deserve a little more...
The headline - courtesy of the Guardian.
'Mel Gibson hates Jews.'
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