A Very Upsetting Headline

I need say no more.

Roast Dinner

Tonight, my boyfriend and I made our first ever roast dinner and I must say, it went brilliantly.

There was no stopping us, we didn't care it was our first time, we were going all out... Even adding sausages wrapped in bacon. Hmmm.

The Batch That Fell From Heaven

£3.00, 3 rashers of bacon, 3 sausages and 2 hash browns.

Chinese

Seeing as the venue was about 30 second from China Town in London, my friends and I decided to pop in and get a Chinese.

Four of us = £100

This is the result.

Guess What!

Yesterday I met Marco Mendoza, the bassist from Thin Lizzy and Whitesnake.

He put me on the guest-list for his gig in London... It was awesome.

This is me and him.

Made in Chelsea

As ashamed I am to say it, Made in Chelsea is actually an okay programme.

Nuneaton

Nuneaton is about 90% full of scum bags. I can not wait to leave.

Alex Clare

I have discovered something incredible, let me set the scene:

It was a typical April day, the sun was shining brightly and the skies were blue and it was pissing it down with rain. Good little Bronte is inside at college hard at work, writing an evaluation on an article she had just written. Katie Bonas is sitting next to her, being distracted by YouTube instead of doing work, as she is most days. She taps Bronte on the shoulder, disrupting her from her work. Bronte is not pleased with this. Katie asks her to go on YouTube and type in Alex Clare - Too Close (live Unplugged). Bronte does this, and bets it won't be good.

She was wrong.

It is incredible. Listen.

Dinner Time

Now, it may not look like much, but this is one of the best damn meals you will ever have the pleasure of eating.

Top 10 Sexy Females of Rock

So, I thought seeing as I did a top 10 sexy males of rock list, I'd do the female equivalent, here it is:


Oh wait.... they're all ugly.

Hilarious

I am really poorly, therefore I have spent the day in bed feeling sorry for myself, sleeping and playing on my iPhone.

I found two hilarious joke and a funny headline I thought I'd share with you.

Joke 1:
I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product.

I won't be able to afford it.

Joke 2:
"You won't like me when I'm angry.

Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."

The Credible Hulk.

Joke 3:
I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook status to 'single'.

I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'.

As funny as they are, I feel you beautiful people deserve a little more...

The headline - courtesy of the Guardian.

'Mel Gibson hates Jews.'

Thought of the Day

I didn't get an Easter egg today and I think this is not on. Tomorrow, I'm going to buy myself the best damn Easter egg there ever was.

Anti-Christ

I have just watched the film anti-Christ and I must say, it is terrible.

After I watched it I didn't feel interested, or as if it was a really well made film, or as if the script was really good... I just felt uncomfortable.

Not a good film. Don't watch it, unless you want to be disturbed.

Oh and the title has no relevance whatsoever.