We've all been in that position when, after several minutes of attempting to open the door, we reach the kitchen in a drunken state and are stuck with the predicament of what to eat. It's important to have the most incredibly delicious meal of your life at the moment but you can never decide...
Well, here's a little list of the best food you could possibly eat at 3am to fill that junk food shaped hole in your stomach.
Chips
With anything. Chips with beans. Chips with gravy. Chips with cheese. Chips with chips. You can't go wrong.
Some Kind of Toasted Sandwich
It is socially acceptable to put anything in a toastie... as long as it's accompanied by copious amounts of cheese.
Deep Pan Meat Filled Cheese Covered Pizza
You said it, Joey.
An Oversized Sandwich
Everyone knows when you're drunk, you become an eating champion and can manage anything. Make a sandwich with the contents of anything and everything from your kitchen and it's pretty much guaranteed to be amazing.
Nutella
Straight out the jar with a spoon is the only way,
The EPIC burger
This can be made using any form of food, the more the better.
Any form of unhealthy chicken
Fried chicken, popcorn chicken, chicken nuggets, southern fried chicken, chicken breast... it's all good.
Cakes, biscuits, chocolate more cake...
Nom nom nom.
Crisps
Every student has a packet of crisps somewhere in their cupboards. Who cares how old they are?
Rustlers
One minute in the microwave and you're on the road to deliciousness.
A Super Noodle Sandwich
Delicious noodles for your taste buds and carby bread to soak up the booze in your belly for a less hungover morning. We salute you noodle sandwich.
And finally, if you get home in your drunken state and there is no food available.... head to your local kebab shop where you will be welcomed with open arms. Probably.
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