Epic Sandwich Take II

This is inspired by Man VS Food.

It consists of layers of thick cut ham, cheese and onion crisps, salt and vinegar crisps, chorizo, cheese spread, butter and grated cheddar.

When it was cut it half, I had to stick two knives in it.

Epic.

So, Last Night...

I ended up going out.

And I definitely drank a bit too much.

And was definitely still drunk this morning.

And am definitely going to be drunk tonight.

Student life.

Uh Oh

Well, today I broke my front door - which is made of glass.

Then I stepped back - barefooted.

And trod in glass - and it got stuck.

Time for A&E instead of my night planned out in town.

Another Thing

I'm pretty sure when it is this hot, being naked in public should be legal.

Trying to Look Sexy in the Sun

So it's summer, everyone wants to look hot. This is my attempt.

Due to my ridiculously thick hair, My head is cooking.

This is the Weather

for cocktails, a beer garden, cigarettes and loud music.

The Ultimate Festival Kit 2012

Top 10 Sexy Rock Stars

My Hero

James Brown

Was in prison for attempted murder. And battery. And going into a seminar, raising a pistol and telling everyone to get out.

As if.

He's still got a good voice though.

Beyonce - Part II

Sorry to keep going on about Beyonce, but woah, she is so talented.

Watch this video and if you don't think it's pure talent, well then.... quite frankly you're an idiot.

I Wish

I was Beyonce.

Or looked like Beyonce.

Or sounded like Beyonce.

Or had as much money as Beyonce.

Or as much talent as Beyonce.

DAMNIT.

Typical Women

I am the typical woman when it comes to getting ready, just look at this picture of me and my boyfriend this weekend.

Happy Birthday

TO ME. I'm 18 today. Woooo.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hitchison

Look at the picture.

They're married.

When they got married a year ago, he was 51 and she was 16.

He's ugly, she's not.

He's a famous millionaire, she's a wannabe model/actress/reality slut star.

I wonder why they're together. Must be true love.