What Does Your Drink Say About You?

Drinking... everyone does it. Your friends do it, your parents do it, your lecturers do it. But the question is, what does your drink say about you? Every time you order a drink, people will look at it and automatically make a judgement of your character, and this is what they think.

Grey Goose

Celebrity drink-a-like: Drake 
Typical quote: "Hey baby, got VIP tonight; you, me, party. Pick you up at 8, wear something sexy.'

Jack Daniels & Coke

Celebrity drink-a-like: Kid Rock 
Typical outfit: "I got this t-shirt back in '94 at a Guns N Roses gig. I haven't washed it since."

Vodka & Energy Drink

Celebrity drink-a-like: David Guetta 
Typical quote: "Let's get steaming and party til 6am! Actually, fuck that, let's never stop partying!"

Sex On The Beach

Celebrity drink-a-like: Regina George, Mean Girls 
Typical quote: "This is like, totally delicious! Just what I need after the improving my bod session I had earlier... I mean I ran for like, 20 minutes!"

Scotch

Celebrity drink-a-like: Lord Sugar 
Typical quote: "Agreed, the economical state of the current climate is abhorrent. Tof tof."

Guinness

Celebrity drink-a-like: Sean Bean 
Typical quote: "I stand for justice... not mercy."

Gin & Tonic

Celebrity drink-a-like: Nick Clegg 
Typical quote: "I'm quite the introvert, you know. Politics is only one of my interests, I also like... erm... mathematics."

Carlsberg

Celebrity drink-a-like: Jay, The Inbetweeners 
Typical quote: "Hmm, that bird is well fit. I'd well do that. Hey man, check that bird!"

Water

Celebrity drink-a-like: CM Punk 
Typical quote: "It's all about being straight edge man, I don't wanna poison my body."

Wine

Celebrity drink-a-like: Ernest Hemmingway 
Typical quote: "I love the character development of Scout throughout To Kill A Mockingbird. Truly striking novel."

Ale

Celebrity drink-a-like: Foggy, Last of the Summer Wine 
Typical quote: "In my day, we used to have to eat peanuts for dinner and wash our clothes in the river, you kids don't understand how good you've got it."

Vodka & Lemonade

Celebrity drink-a-like: Every fresher in every film or programme ever made 
Typical quote: "Being a fresher is wiiiiicked, let's get wasted."

Pimms

Celebrity drink-a-like: Millie, Made in Chelsea 
Typical quote: "Being English is so wonderful, let's go out for afternoon tea and then go and ride our horses. I want to ride Paddington Rover today."

Martini

Celebrity drink-a-like: Brian, Family Guy 
Typical quote: "Yeah, so I was driving round in my Benz when
phone rings
Sorry, I have to take this, it's business."

Bloody Mary

Celebrity drink-a-like: Roger, American Dad 
Typical quote: "Can you make it a triple? My hangover is refusing to leave today."

Rum

Celebrity drink-a-like: Captain Jack Sparrow 
Typical quote: "I was only arrested for assault once... and it was all a misunderstanding. He misunderstood what 'don't touch me' meant."

Tequila

Celebrity drink-a-like: Penny, Big Bang Theory 
Typical quote: "Salt, lemon, shot, shot, shot, lemon, shot, salt, lemon, shot... taxi."

24 Inspirational Quotes To Get You Through The Day

Life is hard, there is no denying that.

Sometimes you just wanna sack off work and stay in bed.

Sometimes you just wanna skip uni and go and get drunk instead.

Sometimes you're that sick of your situation, you just wanna run away.

WELL, my dear readers, I'm hear to tell you it's going to be okay.

Here's a collection of inspirational quotes from musicians, writers and some pretty wise people.

11 Foods Made For 3am Eating

We've all been in that position when, after several minutes of attempting to open the door, we reach the kitchen in a drunken state and are stuck with the predicament of what to eat. It's important to have the most incredibly delicious meal of your life at the moment but you can never decide...

Well, here's a little list of the best food you could possibly eat at 3am to fill that junk food shaped hole in your stomach.

Chips

With anything. Chips with beans. Chips with gravy. Chips with cheese. Chips with chips. You can't go wrong.

Some Kind of Toasted Sandwich

It is socially acceptable to put anything in a toastie... as long as it's accompanied by copious amounts of cheese.

Deep Pan Meat Filled Cheese Covered Pizza

You said it, Joey.

An Oversized Sandwich

Everyone knows when you're drunk, you become an eating champion and can manage anything. Make a sandwich with the contents of anything and everything from your kitchen and it's pretty much guaranteed to be amazing.

Nutella

Straight out the jar with a spoon is the only way,

The EPIC burger

This can be made using any form of food, the more the better.

Any form of unhealthy chicken

Fried chicken, popcorn chicken, chicken nuggets, southern fried chicken, chicken breast... it's all good.

Cakes, biscuits, chocolate more cake...

Nom nom nom.

Crisps

Every student has a packet of crisps somewhere in their cupboards. Who cares how old they are?

Rustlers

One minute in the microwave and you're on the road to deliciousness.

A Super Noodle Sandwich

Delicious noodles for your taste buds and carby bread to soak up the booze in your belly for a less hungover morning. We salute you noodle sandwich.

And finally, if you get home in your drunken state and there is no food available.... head to your local kebab shop where you will be welcomed with open arms. Probably.